Sunday 27 April 2014

Film Review: Vampire Academy

Genre: Action | Comedy | Fantasy Warning  violent bloody images, sexual content and language

Note: The film was originally set to be released on Valentine's Day, but changed to February 7, 2014 in the United States elsewhere, it is set to open in the Spring/Summer of 2014. The theatrical release of the film was both cancelled in Brazil and the UK due to low international box office earnings. The film only stayed 20 days in Australian cinemas. So this will be a straight to DVD or Blue-ray release in the Uk/England

Cert: 12A

Director:  Mark Waters

Screenwriter: Daniel Waters

Starring:  Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Danila Kozlovsky, Gabriel Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Joely Richardson, Cameron Monaghan, Sami Gayle, Claire Foy, Ashley Charles

Running time: 104 min 

Parents advised to read before viewing film as some scene may contain scenes unsuitable for younger viewers.

Sex & Nudity:A man and a teen girl kiss; she removes his shirt and they kiss (we see his bare chest and abdomen), he removes her dress and we see her wearing a bra and panties; they recline on a bed and kiss until the man stops and we see that he is wearing boxer briefs.
A teen girl straddles a teen boy on a sofa and they kiss; he begins to remove her top and tries to bite her neck until the girls stops him; he tries two more times and they are interrupted (we see the boy's bare chest and abdomen as a woman sends him to his room).
Two teen girls wear camis that reveal cleavage and backs in several scenes.
A man wears a tank top that reveals his upper chest.
A woman wears a low-cut dress that reveals her bare upper chest in a few scenes.
A teen girl wears tight-fitting workout wear and reveals cleavage.
A teen wears a low-cut tank top that reveals her lower abdomen and back.
A teen girl wears a low-cut dress that reveals cleavage and legs to mid-thigh.
A teen girl's school uniform includes a short skirt that reaches to her upper thigh.
Many teen girls wear low-cut dresses that reveal cleavage and back at a dance.
A teen boy kisses a teen girl and she shoves him away.
A teen girl and a teen boy kiss.
A teen boy and a teen girl kiss while they are dancing.
A man moves to kiss a teen girl and she flips him to the ground; she then kisses him on the cheek when he gets up.
A teen girl kisses a teen boy on the cheek.
A man talks to a teen girl about not having sex with her and that he cannot fall in love.
A teen boy tells a teen girl, "Mia let us have sex with her if we helped her."
A man tackles a teen girl to the ground and straddles her; she asks, "Any other moves you wanna show me?" and he helps her get up.
A teen girl and a teen boy flirt in a few scenes.
A teen boy has his arm around a teen girl in a couple of scenes.
A teen girl tells another teen girl, "We did make out a little" about her and a teen boy.
A teen girl tells three teen boys to stop talking about her buttocks (using a crude term) and one of the boys says that they'll talk about her breasts instead (using a crude term).
A teen girl asks another teen girl why she doesn't dream about "Hot naked guys on unicorns" instead of having nightmares.
A teen girl watches while another teen girl and a teen boy seem to be flirting and she says that she is looking at him all "gooby like."
A teen girl says that she would like a teen boy to "Take my virginity" and goes on to say that no one has ever seen her naked.
A teen girl says, "I'm crushing on my mentor," and calls him "sexy"; he is an older man.
A teen girl asks another teen girl, "How long have you been in crush with him?"
A teen girl is shown straddling a teen boy and biting his neck; we understand that he is dead and the girl says that it was more fun that losing her virginity to him.
A teen girl looks at a teen boy and says, "The hot get hotter," and another teen girl says he's the "School's #1 wet dream."
A man talks about 17-year-old silliness.
A teen boy expresses his disappointment in teen girls and says, "You throw yourselves at them" (the popular boys).
A teen girl tells another teen girl, "We didn't fornicate" in reference to herself and a teen boy.
A teen boy says, "I like to wear my mommy's..." but does not complete his sentence.
A reference is made to a shadow kiss a few times. 

Violence & Gore:A man driving looks away from the road and another car crashes into head on; we see the wreckage of the overturned car and bodies dead inside the car with bloody limbs (one passenger is shown wounded on the road and still alive); we see this scene several times in dreams and flashbacks.
A teen girl wakes up in a start after dreaming about a deadly car crash.
A body lands on the hood of a car as it drives toward a secured compound and men get out and fight with many vampires with glowing red eyes: we see slashing and biting and silver stakes used to stab vampires and one is held down by three guardians before being stabbed to death.
A vampire moves toward a teen girl and two other men attack him; he throws one against a tree and we hear a crunch, and then kills the other.
A teen boy bites another teen boy on the neck and then throws him; many other vampires attack other vampires and we see biting and others being thrown (the bad vampires have glowing red eyes).
A teen boy and a teen girl bite each other and we see blood on their mouth as the teen girl approaches another teen girl (this is a nightmare).
A woman is shown in a hospital and she bites a doctor on the neck; we then see another man being thrown out of her room and she then walks toward a CCTV camera and we see her eyes are glowing red and she has blood on her mouth.
Two men fight with several other men; one teen girl beats a woman and throws her over a balcony.
A man fights a vampire and breaks his neck (we hear a crunch).
A woman is shot in the chest (she is wearing a bulletproof vest).
A teen boy is shot in the abdomen and we see the bloody wound.
A man pushes a silver stake into another man's chest and knocks him down.
A teen girl straps another teen girl around the neck to jail cell bars and a man stabs the restrained girl in the chest with a stake (she falls dead and we see blood on her face and neck).
A teen girl sprouts pointed teeth and bites the side of another teen girl's neck (we see blood on her mouth and two bloody spots on the other girl's neck).
A teen girl bites several guards and kills them (we see blood on her mouth and her eyes are glowing red).
A teen girl is shown straddling a teen boy and biting his neck; we understand that he is dead and the girl says that it was more fun that losing her virginity to him.
A teen girl bites another teen girl on the side of the neck (no blood is shown) and the second girl falls to the ground unconscious (she's OK Later).
We hear about a "human feeder program" and see people reclining in lounge chairs while vampires drink from the veins on their wrists; we see two vampires feeding from the same person in one scene.
A man drinks blood from an IV bag.
A teen girl sprouts pointed teeth and licks blood from a wall.
Three people smear blood on a wall from their wrists.
A teen girl touches a man's hand and his skin color changes while wrinkles disappear.
A teen girl steps into a hole and we see her lower leg break (we see the bone poke through her tights and drip blood).
A man tells a teen girl to "heal me" and she refuses causing security guards to torture her; a man blows on her face and we see her face shrink and become sunken as she gasps for air and screams.
A teen girl opens her backpack and finds her cat dead inside it (we see blood on the cat); she collapses and we see bloody cuts open on her forearm.
A teen girl walks out a door and blood drips on her face; she looks up and sees a fox hanging above her dead (we see blood on it).
A teen girl rigs a motorcycle to explode near two men and they are thrown through the air; she then fights with them and beats them up along with three others until another man strikes her in the face and she is thrown on the ground (she's OK later).
A teen boy tosses flames at two wolf-like creatures that are lunging toward a teen girl; the wolves run off in flames.
We see many bad vampires inside a dark cave and we hear then chattering and moving around a close space; their eyes are glowing red.
A teen girl is surrounded by two large, wolf-like creatures that approach her while snarling; she runs and they follow.
A teen girl and a teen boy kiss and the boy is struck in the head from behind, knocking him out; the teen girl is shown being blindfolded and bound.
A teen girl punches another teen girl in the face and she falls back unconscious (no blood is evident).
A teen girl beats up a man (no injuries are evident).
A teen girl punches another teen girl in the face and she falls flat on her back on the ground.
A teen boy bursts into flames (he is OK) in a lecture hall after saying some disparaging words about a teen girl (another teen boy used his power of fire).
A teen girl is flipped onto her back during practice sessions.
A man tackles a teen girl to the ground and straddles her (please see the Sex/Nudity category for more details).
A man flips a teen girl on her back several times in fight practice.
A teen girl and a man practice fighting using silver stakes.
We see students practicing to fight and attack and some hold silver stakes in their hands.
A teen girl's eyes change color when she bonds to another teen girl; when this happens she can see what the other girl is doing and feel what she's feeling.
A teen girl can change other people's minds and put thoughts in their heads.
A crow flies into a statue and falls to the ground with a broken neck; it flops its wings and a teen girl touches it and heals it (we see it fly away).
We hear howling and scampering in the distance and three teen girls run for cover as if something is chasing them (we don't see anything).
A man jumps out a window at the suggestion of a teen girl (we don't see the aftermath.
We see a puff of smoke in a church and we see the words "Leave or Die" scrawled on a wall in red (presumably blood).
A woman talks sternly to a teen girl and as she gets closer to her face, the woman's teeth become longer and pointed (she is interrupted before biting).
A woman yells at a teen girl and calls her names.
A teen girl tells a man that she wants to learn how to maim and kill.
A teen girl bullies another teen girl and threatens her to keep away from her boyfriend.
A teen boy identifies himself as "an Atheist with a hand gun."
A teen girl says it takes five guardians to kill one vampire.
A comment is made about vampires "living off blood." Lyrics of a song repeat "Live fast, Die young, Bad girls do it..."
A teen boy describes a song as being "sick" and goes on to say "vomit sick."
A teen girl asks another teen girl if she can see her using the bathroom; the girl replies "No."
A man says "Bogeymen are real."
A teen girl talks about someone writing "Twilight fan fiction."
A man talks about his father liking to "hit my mother" and that when he got older he "liked to hit my father."
A teen girl says, "I'm gonna kill her," about another teen girl.
A water fountain sprays a teen girl in the face.
A woman throws a ball at a teen girl and it hits her in the head; the woman also tells the teen to "look alive." 

Profanity:  1 not fully enunciated F-word derivative, 4 sexual references, 2 scatological terms (1 mild), 10 anatomical terms (3 mild), 10 mild obscenities and 8 religious exclamations (e.g. God can be cruel, Oh God, Oh My God, By Vlad).
Name-calling (hopeless, horrible, freak, Gandhi, bad, sinner, evil, bloodsuckers, true monsters of our nightmares, sex, slaves, sick, disgusting, creep, psychotic, losers, wild, trash, grotesque, tramp, stalker, blood whore, destiny, dangerous, drag, player, tool, feed bag, losers, nuts, 2 crazy kids, goofball, Mini Mia and bogeyman.)
Exclamations (shut-up, Holy Moly, bite me, and sweet sassy mollassy.) 

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking:A teen girl stabs a woman in the buttock with a hypodermic needle that contains some kind of sedative (she collapses into a chair).
A woman is shown drinking a red liquid from a bottle through a straw (it is not clear what it is).

Frightening/Intense Scenes: werewolf scene my be disturbing for younger viewers




Story: Based on author Richelle Mead's worldwide bestselling series, "Vampire Academy" tells the legend of Rose Hathaway (Zoey Deutch) and Lissa Dragomir (Lucy Fry), two 17-year-old girls who attend a hidden boarding school for Moroi (mortal, peaceful Vampires) and Dhampirs (half-vampire/half-human guardians). Rose, a rebellious Guardian-in-training and her best friend, Lissa - a royal vampire Princess - have been on the run when they are captured and returned to St.Vladamirs Academy, the very place where they believe their lives may be in most jeopardy. Thrust back into the perils of Moroi Society and high school, Lissa struggles to reclaim her status while Rose trains with her mentor and love-interest, Dimitri (Danila Kozlovsky), to guarantee her place as Lissa's guardian. Rose will sacrifice everything to protect Lissa from those who intend to exploit her from within the Academy walls and the Strigoi (immortal, evil vampires) who hunt her kind from outside its sanctuary.

Likes : I've never read the books on this film, but from a few review's This film has made so many mistake from the book by changing things curtain thing's which i can argue with because ive never read the book's probable why this film failed.
As a stand alone film it was OK the acting was pretty solid although it felt to much like mean girl's with vampires & the whole concept felt like a harry potter film.Don't let it skew your perception of its quality. It's not horror film it more of a comedy teenage vampire film to be honest, though the main character's either live in fear of another race of vampires or they live to kill. This film does how ever have a lots of great action, blood, and killing going on t kept you entertain. It's not a fluffy, dull, sparkling romance like the twilight film's, its kind of what nightmares are made of.
According to readers the first book doesn't feature them as much as the movie does, which makes the movie all the better although some fans are disappointed that they have changed things because Fans of the books know how intense things get with this evil race of vampires, and happily, the Vampire Academy movie its self does add a bit more for entertainment.
This is not a film every one will enjoy, its does have a few flaws & missing that edge but still an entertaining film to watch but not the greatest film.


Dislikes : The few things this film failed on was a few characters & story-line accord to a few readers of the book this is why this film has failed to make the money its need, To be honest this film felt a rip off of harry potter & felt to much like mean girls with a vampire concept.
The other thing that lets this film down is the fact its not very well explain on why the one of the main characters has a spirit power i think that could of been more explained i this film really, but despite the flaws this film is still entertaining.

Overall : Not a bad film, comedy is ok, the acting is pretty solid, if you a fan its worth watching but be warn its not like the book.

Rating: 3 out of 5 for Entertainment /  5.3 out of 10 for story-line/ concept




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