Monday 25 November 2013

Film Review: Scary Movie 5

Genre: Comedy   ,warning dose contain some scene that maybe disturbing. 
Cert:  15 cert
 
Parents advised to read before viewing film as some scene may contain scenes unsuitable for younger viewers.
 
Sex & Nudity: Once again, ccoyle has not only given the dialogue, but did a giant run of cliff notes.
Simple: Adult situations through out. There is a mild case of nudity seeing a males butt, and there is a lot of sexual references, and sexual innuendos
 
Violence & Gore:  Few scene that may offensive & some scene were blood & gore is shown
 
Profanity: At least 1 F-word, several partially bleeped F-words during the outtakes reel, 1 N-word, 13 scatological terms, 8 anatomical terms, 18 mild obscenities, 4 religious profanities, 7 religious exclamations and exclamations (shut up.)Name-calling (crazy, insane, idiot, Ho, whore, slut and dumb animal.)
14 stereotypical references to ghosts and demons, apes, scientists, men, women, parents, feral children, sorority girls, Blacks, whites, Hispanics, the French, grandmothers, paranormal investigators


Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking: Two women each take a recreational drug caplet in a dance bar and they dance energetically and move fast.A man swallows Ritalin meant for his two daughters and it has no effect.
Pool vacuum machines lie dormant around lines of powdered pool cleaner they have apparently "snorted" up.
Two men walk through a forest and look for a marijuana plot and we see them running through the woods with a six-foot-long blunt and they plan to sell it and buy a yacht.A woman under the influence of drugs crashes her car through French doors and tosses her key to a man telling him he was driving (in case the police asks.)
A doctor asks a man if he is in a punk rock band and getting high on drugs every night.
A scientist shows large vials of a drug that he says he gives to apes in a study.
Several people and a German shepherd dog are connected to a dreaming machine with tubes through which they receive a sedative (we see no needles or drugs.)
A man wears an ankle bracelet alarm for probation related to drug charges, and we hear that a woman is withdrawing from the substances in energy drinks.
People drink mixed drinks.
A woman holds a glass of champagne and does not drink, a dining room features a bottle of bourbon on the table, a man and a woman on a yacht hold mixed drinks (we do not see them drink.)
We see a bucket with a champagne bottle in it, several short pool vacuum-machines hold a beer party around a pool and we see them playing beer pong and vacuuming up beer, a pitcher of beer and a can of beer are seen on a picnic table.
A machine vacuums too much beer in a beer pong game and vomits beer on the table.
An aging ballerina smokes and drinks a martini as she dances in rehearsals.
A woman wears a sobriety alarm on her wrist.
An ape smokes a cigarette twice.
 
Frightening/Intense Scenes:  It includes some horror violence, notably a scene of dismemberment (out of Evil Dead) that's filled with blood.
There are also meant-to-be comical scenes of parents punching and smacking children (both accidentally and on purpose).But it's all played for laughs.
 
Story: Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.SCARY MOVIE franchise includes send ups of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MAMA, SINISTER, THE EVIL DEAD, INCEPTION, BLACK SWAN and pop culture featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O'Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson. SCARY MOVIE V.
 
Likes : There isn't much i can say i like about this movie, apart from the fact ya the first two films were funny,it did make me laugh with the slapstick humour comical jokes.Some scene people mite find funny where other will, it just depends on weather you like this film or not to weather your find it funny.
 
Dislikes : The reason why i don't find this film funny is the fact its over kill to many of these film have been done it just not as funny any more, this is the classic mistake of making to many film of the same genre under the name of scary movie.It stopped being funny after the second film, making more was just a complete waste of money & time for a film that has died.Yes we all love a good comedy film that make us laugh but seriously these need to stop being made because its just not funny any more but this is just my opinion.

Overall : Depend on weather you find this funny but it just wasn't as funny as the first film.
 
Rating:  2.1 out of 5 for storyline / 2.5 out of 10 for entertainment & Funniness

 
 

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